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  • *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  • Me: Please don't be 6am
  • *1;48am*
  • Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  • *Shoves face back into pillow*

I’m scared to get close, and I hate being alone.. I long for that feeling to not feel at all. The higher I get, the lower I’ll sink.. I can’t drown my demons they know how to swim.

(Source: zeroo56)

Things I'll Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/

milfordman:

reasons black clothing is superior

  • everyone knows that you’re a fucking badass
  • everything matches
  • you look like you could disappear into the void at any given moment
  • what are stains

(Source: nprfandom)

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